25 Things about Smee

1.Smee is Captain Hook's right-hand man in J. M. Barrie's play Peter Pan, or The Boy
Who Wouldn't Grow Up and the novel Peter and Wendy.
2.Smee is a jack of all trades. He is a proficient barber, boat rower, and cook.
3.Smee is an oddly genial man for a pirate.
4.Smee is a portly man with a bulbous nose and red cheeks.
5.Smee's choice of a top with horizontal stripes isn't flattering to his figure.
6.Like the other men of Neverland, Smee is ignorant of what a mother is.
7.If Wendy could choose a Pirate for a pet it would be Smee.
8.It is never clearly explained how Smee and the other pirates came to be in
Neverland.
9.Smee has "good form" without knowing it, which is of course the best form of all.
10.Hook almost tears into Smee for this but knows that clawing a man for having good
form is very bad form.
11.Smee can dance a mean jig.
12.In the Disney film, Peter Pan, Smee is voiced by Bill Thompson.
13.In the 1991 Steven Spielberg film Hook, Smee is portrayed by actor Bob Hoskins.
14.Sometimes Smee hits the sauce when things get rough.
15."Smee" is said to be short for the name "Bartholomew Quigley Smeethington".
16.Smee is popular with the ladies in Neverland.
17.Smee's office on the Jolly Rodger is inconsistent, he has been the bo'sun, first
mate, and the cook in different stories.
18.According to Smee shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza "ain't good form, you
know."
19.Every child in the brig loves Smee despite his belief that they all fear him.
20.Smee offers to save Wendy from the plank, if only she promises to be his mother - an
offer she refuses, "Not even for Smee".
21.Disney's version of Smee appears in House of Mouse and the Kingdom Hearts
video games.
22.Smee is more concerned with himself than his loyalty to Captain Hook.
23.Smee is entrusted with the duty of stopping captain hook from committing suicide.
24.Smee is the pitcher in the pirate baseball league.
25.Smee is scared that he is incapable of love.